Jay's Randomness of the Day!

• For those that own smart phones with a touch screen... Bubble Breaker is the Crack-Cocaine of cell phone video games. I know from experience. A couple other people should know what I'm going through. You guys know who ya are... :(
• I used to be soooo good at the game of UNO when I was in middle school, but now I suck...Dirt Devil Status.
  
• I was in my basement the other night watching a movie with the misses when I heard a cricket chirping EXTREMELY loud. I'm used to hearing them 'cause my basement is swarming with them. Anywho, the chirping got so loud that I couldn't take it anymore and I went on a quest to find this little shit to annihilate it. It took me no less than 15 seconds to find not one, BUT 2 crickets. WAIT! That's not the punchline...The two little fuckers were having sex! I was like wtf! Now I CAN'T kill him 'cause I wouldn't want to go out like that.
  P.S. That was actually a true story. I have a witness and she doesn't lie...lmao!
  
• Uggs are the ugliest foot apparel after the Crocs, but for some reason Steph pulls them off nicely =|
• Kat Von D is hot...I don't know what it is about her. Maybe the tats, but I'm usually not into a chick with that many tats.
• My top 4 Favorite actors right now (In order from favorite to least):
  1. Christian Bale
  2. Eduard Norton
  3. Denzel Washington
  4. Will Smith <-- Reason why I did Top 4 and not Top 3
• "No Homo" and "Pause" will be entered/re-entered into Webster's Dictionary with new meanings/uses...That shit is sooooo annoying. I can't stand someone saying "No Homo" or "Pause" after every little thing they say. It is Especially annoying when someone uses it numerous times in one sentence. *Roll of the eyes* *Sigh*
• Once again...Ludacris is the SHIT! Theater of the Mind coming soon! Go get it!
• Fiesta Lime chicken at Applebees tastes soooooooo daaaaaaaamn gooooooood that it should be a sin to eat such a vuluptious dish.
  
• LMAO@ my boy's dog always peeing on himself everytime I pet him. On top of that he even licks himself dry. *Pusha T Adlib* UUUUGH!
  
  NO HOMO ON THE PINK LETTERS! ;)

Posted by: Jay-Elz aka MR. Suarez
1/3 B.B.